Remember this guy?

I do, unfortunately. A year ago, I was struggling with my first chemotherapy treatment...Damn dragon! Feel like reminiscing? Check out the original post.

Buzzy Booberson

While searching for information on a BC support group called Boobees, I found this hilarious website. Apparently, these ladies like to make prints of their breasts and create artwork for coffee mugs, t-shirts and magnets. 50% of the profits go to BC research. However, if you're feeling creative, you can create your own! I wonder what a print of my girls would look like seeing that I have no nippies...Hmmmm, maybe something like this:



Kristina, this post is for you!

Young Women Sought for Study

I read about this study about a month ago and decided to participate. It's the least that I can do for young women who might be affected by this disease. If you or someone you know is a young breast cancer survivor, I encourage you or her to participate. It might just spare our daughters from this disease.

A call for proposals

So folks, it appears that my journey with breast cancer is over. (Well, I still need some nippies, but they can wait.) I need to know what I should do with The Tit Offensive. I would like your thoughts. Should I close down the site? Try to get other girls to contribute? What?

Happy Birthday!

That's right, folks! Wednesday I welcomed new and improved boobies into the world. They still have that "newborn" look, but I am certain that they will get a lot cuter as they get older. Thanks for your thoughts and comments!

Pictures coming soon! (I'm sure that you're wondering if I'm serious or not. I guess you have to check back and see.)

Good-bye Bionic Boob Girl!

Sad but true. Bionic Boob Girl will retire tomorrow around 12:45 PM as I'm off for my FINAL surgery (that's a total of 6 in a year)! Basically, I'm getting your standard boob job with nipple reconstruction. Isn't that exciting?! My plastic surgeon decided against the silicone implants, so I'm going with saline. She will also construct new nipples! Apparently, I will always be cold. Not such a bad thing according to the Sex and the City girls.

Wish me luck!

Tune in to the boob-tube tonight

Tune in to Dateline NBC on Friday evening, June 24, to see scenes from the 5th Annual Conference for Young Women Affected by Breast Cancer, hosted last February by YSC and Living Beyond Breast Cancer (LBBC). The segment follows a young breast cancer survivor as she battles several recurrences and copes with issues of body image and self-image.

Check your local listings for exact time.

via The Young Survival Coalition

Whatcha think?

How do you like the new site? Let me know what you think! A special thanks goes to my FH for the redesign.

Second-Hand Smoke Linked to Breast Cancer in Premenopausal Women

Researchers from the Public Health Agency of Canada, reported in the May 31, 2005 online issue of the International Journal of Cancer that long-term exposure to second-hand smoke may increase the risk of breast cancer in premenopausal women. In an analysis of data from 20 published studies examining the relationship of passive smoking to breast cancer, investigators found a 27% increase in breast cancer risk among non-smoking women who experienced long-term exposure to second-hand smoke, for all studies combined. While several factors differentiated the study outcomes, the quality of the second-hand smoke measures accounted for the greatest variation between studies, with studies that collected quantitative long-term information finding the strongest link between passive smoking and breast cancer. The authors found that, in the five studies with the most complete exposure measures, the breast cancer risk increased by 90%. (Medical News Today, 6/3/05) Via the Young Survival Coalition.

Where the hell are you, Sarah?

This is probably what you've been wondering, right? I'm here, but busy!!

Matt is busily putting the final touches on a new and improved Tit Offensive website. I am very excited about it so keep checking back!

As far as I'm concerned, my final reconstruction surgery is on July 6th, four days and a year after they told me I had breast cancer. What a year it's been!

More posts soon...promise!!

Dear Pervert,

Note: I am reposting this since Matt referenced it today on thedayjobs.com.



This is a website about BREAST CANCER. You won't find any "Young Tits" or "Growing Boobs" on this site. But, since you're here, please tell all the women in your life to check their girls, no matter how old they are because, as you may learn on this site, breast cancer can affect even the youngest of women (but, maybe not quite as young as the women you're looking for). Chances are, you probably aren't very close to any women since you're searching for "Girls going through puberty" + "Tits," but if by some miraculous event you are, they can learn how to do a BSE here.

Love,
Sarah

PS - If you're not a pervert and one of my gracious supporters, let me explain. At the bottom of this webpage, you will find a little icon entitled "site meter." The sit

e meter monitors this website to let me know how many hits it receives and how people are referred to the site. More often than not, people are referred here by searching for the most interesting items. Below are some recent examples.

Cup H Boobs
Site Meter report

Pre-teen Boobs
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HIT THE ROAD, LADIES

Thanks to my dad for forwarding this article. Here's another good reason to start exercising.

There has been a whole host of newsworthy stories this week related to breast cancer and treatment. Most of the news is very promising. Read on...

Turns out, chemo was worth it.

New technology on detecting lumpies.

Not so good news, but good to know.

Good luck, Kylie! Hang in there!

Another reason to give up the cream in my coffee.

Scary stuff!

I AM BIONIC BOOB GIRL

I know that you remember the "fembots" from Austin Powers. They had super powered boobs and, now, so do I! These expanders are so hard that they seem invincible.

If bionic boob girl were a super hero, what would her super powers be?

In other news, I had another expanding session on Tuesday. I am now sporting a C cup and, I must say, it's a bit obscene. Next week, we're on to a D!

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY PERIOD

Dear Period:

I've been missing you lately. I know that in the past I haven't been the kindest to you, cursing your presence and wishing for menopause. I am sure that all those crazy chemo drugs scared you and made you leave and go far, far away. But, it's over now, and I want you back! I promise that things will be different this time. I will learn to appreciate you and all you stand for. Please come back, Period!

With love,
Sarah

PUMP *CLAP* ME UP!

How funny would it be if my plastic surgeon was an Austrian bodybuilder?

I am off to my third round of pumping *clap* up! Today, I will go from an A cup to a B! It's amazing. I would have given anything for these kind of speedy results in middle school:)

It's amazing that women can go through all of this crazy stuff. That's why girly-men don't get breast cancer...they can't handle it! :)

Post Script: Yes, I know that men can also get breast cancer. It happened to Shaft. I was just trying to be funny and incorporate the term "girly man." Learn more about male breast cancer.

Oh, and thank you Charlie for giving me the Hans and Franz idea.

LONG LOST FRIEND: "OMIGOD, YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!"

Sarah: "Actually, it fell out because I had to through chemo for breast cancer."

My hair is getting to the point where it looks like I just decided to cut it. Lately, I've run into people who I haven't seen in long time and they always say something like, "Sarah! I didn't recognize you. You cut your hair! It looks great!" How am I to respond these people? Should I say something like "Yeah, it was getting too hot," or "I really needed an extra 15 minutes of sleep in the morning," or "My flat iron broke so I buzzed it in frustration"?

What a quandary!

BOOBS IN THE NEWS

Be sure to follow the current hearings in Washington, DC over the use of silicone breast implants. Currently, "sillies" (as I like to call them) are only available to a limited population for research. Luckily for me (or not, depending which side of the issue you are on), I am a member that limited population. After my pump-ups are complete, my plastic surgeon plans to use "sillies" to reconstruct the girls.

In other news, my pump up went very well last Tuesday. I'm at 160 cc's, and I expect to fill the expanders up to 500 cc's total.

ROUND TWO

I'm off to my second pump up today. Weeee...

LET'S CELEBRATE BOOBIES, ATHENS!

Breastfest is here!

Please mark your calendars for Saturday, April 2nd. Breastfest will be held at Nuci's Space in Athens. Local music favorites, Heidi Hensley, Audition with Max Reinhart, The Packway Handle Band, Squat and many more will perform. Additionally, Breastfest will also feature a breast health workshop, wall of hope, raffles, kidsfest, music and a drag queen show. Complete event information can be found online.

BreastFest began in 1999 as a tribute to Tyanna O’Brien, a New Jersey mother who lost her life to breast cancer at the age of forty-eight. Her five daughters carry on her legacy through a commitment to awareness and prevention of the disease.

This local fundraising initiative developed to increase breast cancer awareness, health and wellness through music and sport. All proceeds benefit the Athens Regional Breast Health Center and the Tyanna Barre O’Brien Breast Cancer Foundation. BreastFest invites everyone to Celebrate and Remember—celebrate life, celebrate survivors, and remember those who have died.

The Flagpole features a great article about Breastfest this week. You should definitely check it out. No, ...you should really check it out. You won't be sorry :)