Friday, June 24, 2005

Tune in to the boob-tube tonight

Tune in to Dateline NBC on Friday evening, June 24, to see scenes from the 5th Annual Conference for Young Women Affected by Breast Cancer, hosted last February by YSC and Living Beyond Breast Cancer (LBBC). The segment follows a young breast cancer survivor as she battles several recurrences and copes with issues of body image and self-image.

Check your local listings for exact time.

via The Young Survival Coalition

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Whatcha think?

How do you like the new site? Let me know what you think! A special thanks goes to my FH for the redesign.

Sunday, June 19, 2005



Second-Hand Smoke Linked to Breast Cancer in Premenopausal Women

Researchers from the Public Health Agency of Canada, reported in the May 31, 2005 online issue of the International Journal of Cancer that long-term exposure to second-hand smoke may increase the risk of breast cancer in premenopausal women. In an analysis of data from 20 published studies examining the relationship of passive smoking to breast cancer, investigators found a 27% increase in breast cancer risk among non-smoking women who experienced long-term exposure to second-hand smoke, for all studies combined. While several factors differentiated the study outcomes, the quality of the second-hand smoke measures accounted for the greatest variation between studies, with studies that collected quantitative long-term information finding the strongest link between passive smoking and breast cancer. The authors found that, in the five studies with the most complete exposure measures, the breast cancer risk increased by 90%. (Medical News Today, 6/3/05) Via the Young Survival Coalition.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Where the hell are you, Sarah?

This is probably what you've been wondering, right? I'm here, but busy!!

Matt is busily putting the final touches on a new and improved Tit Offensive website. I am very excited about it so keep checking back!

As far as I'm concerned, my final reconstruction surgery is on July 6th, four days and a year after they told me I had breast cancer. What a year it's been!

More posts soon...promise!!

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Dear Pervert,

Note: I am reposting this since Matt referenced it today on thedayjobs.com.



This is a website about BREAST CANCER. You won't find any "Young Tits" or "Growing Boobs" on this site. But, since you're here, please tell all the women in your life to check their girls, no matter how old they are because, as you may learn on this site, breast cancer can affect even the youngest of women (but, maybe not quite as young as the women you're looking for). Chances are, you probably aren't very close to any women since you're searching for "Girls going through puberty" + "Tits," but if by some miraculous event you are, they can learn how to do a BSE here.

Love,
Sarah

PS - If you're not a pervert and one of my gracious supporters, let me explain. At the bottom of this webpage, you will find a little icon entitled "site meter." The sit

e meter monitors this website to let me know how many hits it receives and how people are referred to the site. More often than not, people are referred here by searching for the most interesting items. Below are some recent examples.

Cup H Boobs
Site Meter report

Pre-teen Boobs
Site Meter report

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

HIT THE ROAD, LADIES

Thanks to my dad for forwarding this article. Here's another good reason to start exercising.

Friday, May 20, 2005


There has been a whole host of newsworthy stories this week related to breast cancer and treatment. Most of the news is very promising. Read on...

Turns out, chemo was worth it.

New technology on detecting lumpies.

Not so good news, but good to know.

Good luck, Kylie! Hang in there!

Another reason to give up the cream in my coffee.

Scary stuff!

Thursday, April 28, 2005

I AM BIONIC BOOB GIRL



I know that you remember the "fembots" from Austin Powers. They had super powered boobs and, now, so do I! These expanders are so hard that they seem invincible.

If bionic boob girl were a super hero, what would her super powers be?

In other news, I had another expanding session on Tuesday. I am now sporting a C cup and, I must say, it's a bit obscene. Next week, we're on to a D!

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY PERIOD

Dear Period:

I've been missing you lately. I know that in the past I haven't been the kindest to you, cursing your presence and wishing for menopause. I am sure that all those crazy chemo drugs scared you and made you leave and go far, far away. But, it's over now, and I want you back! I promise that things will be different this time. I will learn to appreciate you and all you stand for. Please come back, Period!

With love,
Sarah

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

PUMP *CLAP* ME UP!



How funny would it be if my plastic surgeon was an Austrian bodybuilder?

I am off to my third round of pumping *clap* up! Today, I will go from an A cup to a B! It's amazing. I would have given anything for these kind of speedy results in middle school:)

It's amazing that women can go through all of this crazy stuff. That's why girly-men don't get breast cancer...they can't handle it! :)

Post Script: Yes, I know that men can also get breast cancer. It happened to Shaft. I was just trying to be funny and incorporate the term "girly man." Learn more about male breast cancer.

Oh, and thank you Charlie for giving me the Hans and Franz idea.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

LONG LOST FRIEND: "OMIGOD, YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!"

Sarah: "Actually, it fell out because I had to through chemo for breast cancer."

My hair is getting to the point where it looks like I just decided to cut it. Lately, I've run into people who I haven't seen in long time and they always say something like, "Sarah! I didn't recognize you. You cut your hair! It looks great!" How am I to respond these people? Should I say something like "Yeah, it was getting too hot," or "I really needed an extra 15 minutes of sleep in the morning," or "My flat iron broke so I buzzed it in frustration"?

What a quandary!

Monday, April 11, 2005

BOOBS IN THE NEWS

Be sure to follow the current hearings in Washington, DC over the use of silicone breast implants. Currently, "sillies" (as I like to call them) are only available to a limited population for research. Luckily for me (or not, depending which side of the issue you are on), I am a member that limited population. After my pump-ups are complete, my plastic surgeon plans to use "sillies" to reconstruct the girls.

In other news, my pump up went very well last Tuesday. I'm at 160 cc's, and I expect to fill the expanders up to 500 cc's total.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

ROUND TWO

I'm off to my second pump up today. Weeee...

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

LET'S CELEBRATE BOOBIES, ATHENS!


Breastfest is here!

Please mark your calendars for Saturday, April 2nd. Breastfest will be held at Nuci's Space in Athens. Local music favorites, Heidi Hensley, Audition with Max Reinhart, The Packway Handle Band, Squat and many more will perform. Additionally, Breastfest will also feature a breast health workshop, wall of hope, raffles, kidsfest, music and a drag queen show. Complete event information can be found online.

BreastFest began in 1999 as a tribute to Tyanna O’Brien, a New Jersey mother who lost her life to breast cancer at the age of forty-eight. Her five daughters carry on her legacy through a commitment to awareness and prevention of the disease.

This local fundraising initiative developed to increase breast cancer awareness, health and wellness through music and sport. All proceeds benefit the Athens Regional Breast Health Center and the Tyanna Barre O’Brien Breast Cancer Foundation. BreastFest invites everyone to Celebrate and Remember—celebrate life, celebrate survivors, and remember those who have died.

The Flagpole features a great article about Breastfest this week. You should definitely check it out. No, ...you should really check it out. You won't be sorry :)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

I'VE GOT 'SKEETER BITES!

Not literally, but my third attempt at expanding proved to be successful! It didn't hurt a bit and it was not uncomfortable at all. I hope the rest go as well.

Now, I have wee boobies. Hooray!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DAD



No, that's not my senior picture. It's just me hamming it up for the camera. I thought that I'd give ya'll a peak at what my hair has been doing. It's growing like crazy. Every Monday morning my co-workers come by my desk and tell me that my hair has grown over the weekend. I long for a ponytail! Speaking of ponytails, I want to share the dream that I had the other night. It was one of those dreams that are so real and so great that you awake from it extremely disappointed and depressed. You know the ones.

In my dream, I was in the bathroom brushing my long, silky blonde hair. As I sprayed product into it, my hair became shinier and shinier. I thought to myself, "Finally! It's time to put my hair into a ponytail!" So, I pulled my hair back into the long-awaited hairdo. And, it was the best looking ponytail ever! So beautiful! Then, I woke up and realized I still looked like a 14 year old boy. Very disappointing.

In other news, I am heading to the plastic surgeon for my first (fingers crossed) expansion this afternoon. And, in the words of Margaret, the brave heroine of Judy Blume's Are you there God, it's me Margaret, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust."

Monday, March 14, 2005

THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE


Photo c. 1992

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to revisit puberty? Well, if you ever have to go through treatment for breast cancer, you're in luck!

For me, there were three major milestones of puberty: getting boobs, growing pubic hair and starting menstruation.

I remember when I was a pre-teen, I used to dream about the bosom that I hoped to have one day. I often noted the bosoms of my women family members to see how mine might turn out. Since my mastectemy, I have started to dream about my bosom once again. What will it be like? How big will they be? I feel like I'm 12 again. And, I am told that the expansion process is like going through puberty in super-speed motion.

As you know, chemotherapy causes your hair to fall out, ALL your hair. Let's just say that I recently relived those moments from years past when hair started sprouting when it had not before.

Finally, chemotherapy caused my periods to go into hibernation. So, every day, I anxiously await for its arrival. I even had a dream about it last night. I feel just as I did in middle school when all the other girls had gotten their periods, while I waited and waited.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

BC HAVING THE BEST WEEK EVER?

Either it's a slow news day or breast cancer is having the best week ever! I strolled on over to CNN.com today and noticed that the main story was about Melissa Etheridge and her bout with the good ol' BC. Check it out!

Also, I was indirectly mentioned on the University of Georgia's main Web site this week. The article mentions an inspirational message from a breast cancer survivor...that's me!

Friday, February 18, 2005

STRIKE TWO

Tuesday, I went to the plastic surgeon for my first "pump-up," but, yet again, I was denied. Looks like I won't have my new girls for that early June beach trip afterall.

On a happier note, my hair is growing quickly and I have retired all my hats (except when my head catches cold). Many of my co-workers call me G.I. Jane, but I think that hair is the only resemblance. Soon, I will have a stylish "pixie" cut.

Have a great weekend!

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

STILL FLAT AS A BOARD

We've returned from the plastic surgeon and I regret to inform you that I didn't get pumped up today. Apparently, I need to heal for three more weeks until my first session. The damn chemo slows down healing.