Sorry, folks! It's been a while since my last update. I am sure you're wondering where I've been. Actually, I've been competing in the Chemotherapy Olympics. You're probably wondering which event I'm competing in.... it's the decathalon, of course! Below is a listing of the events that I have completed so far:
-Hurling
-Throat and gum swelling
-Constipation
-Fever and chills
-Hemmerhoids
More events to come!
6 comments:
well, you're no bronze medalist. stick in there and bring the country back a gold. we puke more by 10 am than most countries puke all day! U-S-A! U-S-A!
This post makes me proud to be an American! No one can take the gold from you Sarah!
Yes, you get the gold medal for having the Donnell/Helwick butt venue. Go Go Mineral Oil
Love Mom
I think it's great that you can represent the USA by using your talents. Is constipation really a talent...if so then I've definately entered a few competitions myself. Hope your bum feels better.
adina
so glad you keep posting...you are a true inspiration! you should be famous!!!
I am a afraid I don't want to compete. Been keeping track for a while. Went through much of this with my mom 8 years ago. I hope this blog thing helps a bit.
Post a Comment