Friday, August 06, 2004

LIFE'S JOYS: HAIR, BOOBS AND CARBS

First they tell me that I going to lose my hair and maybe even my boobies, now they might take away my precious carbs! Well, I guess it doesn't matter too much since I already have cancer.

8 comments:

Computer Support said...

Carbs are totally overrated. At least you get to keep your calories!

Sarah said...

True, but most of my calories come from carbs!

Legal Bitch said...

Holy crap! It says that the study linked cancer rates to high consumption of carbs for women in Mexico, and the main goods they consumed are corn-based (like tortillas), soda, and bread. That's more than half the stuff I eat on a daily basis. Does this mean no more Agua Linda? No more Diet Coke? Please say it ain't true!!!!

Sarah said...

Legal Bitch - Perhaps this study was sponsored by the Atkinds folks, so no worries. Bring on the cheese dip!

Legal Bitch said...

You right, girl. It must be a conspiracy of some sort. Hell, a new article comes out about every other week about links between certain activities/foods and cancer. Cheese dip must be safe.

Anonymous said...

Dietitian says: Carbs are ok! It's probably all that corn oil that increased their cancer rates.

Mail Clerk said...

Those are all great joys... but should never be combined. Hairy, Carb-y Boobs sound frightening.

Anonymous said...

You mean you weren't already cutting out all your carbs like all the Atkins-freaks in America!
Adina