Tuesday, April 19, 2005

PUMP *CLAP* ME UP!



How funny would it be if my plastic surgeon was an Austrian bodybuilder?

I am off to my third round of pumping *clap* up! Today, I will go from an A cup to a B! It's amazing. I would have given anything for these kind of speedy results in middle school:)

It's amazing that women can go through all of this crazy stuff. That's why girly-men don't get breast cancer...they can't handle it! :)

Post Script: Yes, I know that men can also get breast cancer. It happened to Shaft. I was just trying to be funny and incorporate the term "girly man." Learn more about male breast cancer.

Oh, and thank you Charlie for giving me the Hans and Franz idea.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've heard that green M&M's also make your boobs grow.
Adina