I AM BIONIC BOOB GIRL

I know that you remember the "fembots" from Austin Powers. They had super powered boobs and, now, so do I! These expanders are so hard that they seem invincible.

If bionic boob girl were a super hero, what would her super powers be?

In other news, I had another expanding session on Tuesday. I am now sporting a C cup and, I must say, it's a bit obscene. Next week, we're on to a D!

AN OPEN LETTER TO MY PERIOD

Dear Period:

I've been missing you lately. I know that in the past I haven't been the kindest to you, cursing your presence and wishing for menopause. I am sure that all those crazy chemo drugs scared you and made you leave and go far, far away. But, it's over now, and I want you back! I promise that things will be different this time. I will learn to appreciate you and all you stand for. Please come back, Period!

With love,
Sarah

PUMP *CLAP* ME UP!

How funny would it be if my plastic surgeon was an Austrian bodybuilder?

I am off to my third round of pumping *clap* up! Today, I will go from an A cup to a B! It's amazing. I would have given anything for these kind of speedy results in middle school:)

It's amazing that women can go through all of this crazy stuff. That's why girly-men don't get breast cancer...they can't handle it! :)

Post Script: Yes, I know that men can also get breast cancer. It happened to Shaft. I was just trying to be funny and incorporate the term "girly man." Learn more about male breast cancer.

Oh, and thank you Charlie for giving me the Hans and Franz idea.

LONG LOST FRIEND: "OMIGOD, YOU CUT YOUR HAIR!"

Sarah: "Actually, it fell out because I had to through chemo for breast cancer."

My hair is getting to the point where it looks like I just decided to cut it. Lately, I've run into people who I haven't seen in long time and they always say something like, "Sarah! I didn't recognize you. You cut your hair! It looks great!" How am I to respond these people? Should I say something like "Yeah, it was getting too hot," or "I really needed an extra 15 minutes of sleep in the morning," or "My flat iron broke so I buzzed it in frustration"?

What a quandary!

BOOBS IN THE NEWS

Be sure to follow the current hearings in Washington, DC over the use of silicone breast implants. Currently, "sillies" (as I like to call them) are only available to a limited population for research. Luckily for me (or not, depending which side of the issue you are on), I am a member that limited population. After my pump-ups are complete, my plastic surgeon plans to use "sillies" to reconstruct the girls.

In other news, my pump up went very well last Tuesday. I'm at 160 cc's, and I expect to fill the expanders up to 500 cc's total.

ROUND TWO

I'm off to my second pump up today. Weeee...